A conversation I’ve had a couple of times:
“Are you playing Pokemon Go?”
“No.”
“How you could you NOT!? It’s collecting cute things! That’s TOTALLY you.”
“Because it’s a WALKING game.”
“….Oh. Right.”
“Dick.”
I did eventually install it, and I’ve been able to play a little, because going slowly in a car still sorta works, but I am sad that there’s a huge social aspect to this game that I’m missing out on by virtue of mobility problems. I don’t hold that against anyone though; it just is what it is. Go catch them pokeymans!