I'm gonna live 30 more years just to spite you, woman. I'll tell Milo's to reserve us a table.
That's what's happened with me the last two times as well. I'm hoping for a repeat.
I really don't want to crowdfund this, even if it were possible. That's a lot of money that could be…
Sadly, they're carbon fiber, so they weigh like, NOTHING.
It really is! And hey, even if it never happens, you've got an awesome digital voice. You can send it…
I love you a lot. I know you're out there and I can't wait to see you in 2 weekends!
Hee hee, I wouldn't think you a stalker, promise! And it's delightful to know that there are people reading my…
If these pills are helping keep my strength up, then I'll take them and be 300 pounds. I'm just glad…