I just got this delightful spammy comment!

Don’t skip courses ith attendance policies hich are not necssary.

My treatments started immediately with phlebotomies on a weekly basis
for about 6 months then became bi-weekly for a few months
then monthly for awhile. If you are studying for your national certification examination,
there are many resources readily available that are designed to much
better get ready you for the substance on the examination.

Phlebotomies on a weekly basis sounds rough! Though, for awhile it felt like I was doing that. I was a reverse vampire! An amazing amount of people have taken blood from me. I think they’re storing it for future armies of Vashti clones; we will fight them with sarcasm and stickers! BEHOLD MY LOVE OF CATS, IT IS OVERWHELMING AND POWERFUL. PEW PEW PEW!! NOW FALL DOWN. No, over there. Further. I’ll bring you guys cookies later. Stay down. Chocolate chip? no? Macaroons! Good choice, Future Enemies. They are a favorite of mine, too.

Uh…what was my point. I don’t think I actually had one. The spammer’s username linked to a hair loss clinic in the UK. I’ve actually got very little natural hair on my head, it’s mostly extensions; they might be on to something. I..should probably post about that some time. I’ve had it in the back of my head to vlog eventually, and I thought that’d be the first topic, vanity. But I’m far too self-conscious to record myself while there are other people in the house. How vain of me, right? (BWHA-HA! See, how I am the master of the callback. COMEDY.) But there are several things on my mind regarding that topic, and I should probably get them out here.

Maybe after I’m done playing whack-a-mole with the spammy comments. They seem to be active today!